December 2011
49 posts
Anonymous asked: I’m curious why you’re so adamant... →
lol, okay. i’m a k-elf who actually has a friend who works with sj-market. super junior was flaming sm through twitter. why would they flame sbs and use references of fuck you because of just one little thing? it has to be a build up of many different things. and tell you what, if this truly was sbs’ mistake, this was just one mistake. and knowing super junior, why the hell would they start saying...
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Person 1: These chemistry puns are starting to Bohr me.
Person 2: You know why hamburgers have less energy than beef? Because they are in the ground state.
Person 3: I'd make a chemistry pun, but all the good ones Argon.
Person 4: You wouldn't believe how many times my chem teacher used that pun in the same powerpoint.
Person 3: It was just to get a reaction out of you guys.
Person 4: Our senses of humor were too noble to react.
Person 2: You sir, are a man of substance.
Person 1: And what do I Si here.
Person 5: This humor is so dense.
Person 6: I'll give you all a nickel if you stop.
Person 4: [Person 6] somehow finds this Boron.
Person 2: That one sucked potassium.
Person 5: I'm against all such payment. One might call me antimoney... These jokes are dead. We should barium.
Person 1: Should I tell you my joke about sodium? Na.
Person 2: I guess that was K.
Person 6: Here's a shovel. But I need it back, bro. It's mine, bromine.
Person 4: Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here!" Argon doesn't react.
Person 5: Uranium - "My symbol's Ra!" Radium - "No U."
Person 1: Lady Gaga's favorite element is Radium. Because Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra.
Person 4: Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Yttrium Oxygen Uranium, Bismuth Technetium Hydrogen!
Person 2: A neutron walks into a bar and orders some drinks. He asks how much they'll cost. The bartender says, "For you? No charge."
Person 4: Billy was a chemist's son but now he is no more: What he thought was H20 was H2SO4 (aq)!
Person 1: I was hungry after my meal at the Indian restaurant so I ordered Mercury.
Person 4: What's with all this iron in my kitchen zinc?
Person 5: Electron - "Hey, how did your HIV test go?" Proton - "..."
Person 7: I sank, but He floated.
Person 8: Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have H2O." The second one says, "I'll have H2O too." They both make it out alive because the bartender isn't stupid enough to serve anyone hydrogen peroxide.
Person 9: Ironman is a Fe male?
Person 7: Uh...never ask for a Pb and J sandwich?
Person 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obKLdou0LH0
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